She/They. 27. Dyslexic. Sanguine humored. Bisexual.
Born of Mountain People and Horse Lords, Raised in Sky Cities, Born to be a Queen. Punk Rock, Lord of the Rings, Tea, Movies and Things That Make Me Tick.
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
12th night would be by far one of the funniest potential all female Shakespeare adaptations possible if they kept everything about it and implied the drama taking place within the extremely insular butch-femme dyke social circle of a single location
Viola after she gets a baby dyke haircut in order to foster social clout in Olivia’s all dyke court but then Olivia (a femme) thinks she’s a whoooole butch top and Viola has to be like actually I’m an andro bottom who wants to be butch 4 butch with the extremely melodramatic stone butch named Duke who keeps emailing you: 😅
Malvolio is one of those uptight 2nd wave feminist 90s dykes who believes butch-femme sex is anti-egalitarian and reproductive of heterosexuality
angel waiting at the bus stop will soon find that, freshly fallen from a higher dimension, it does not have any money for the fare, and its divine oddity will shock and blind the driver and passengers, but will not count towards any actual payment
love the people tagging this as “biblically accurate angel”. no buddy i don’t think this is an anything-accurate angel tbh
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